'I'm getting constant stick' about the series being over before I get there.
Sunshine, meat pies and world-famous cricket grounds - what more could an Three Lions follower possibly want?
Well, perhaps an contest for the urn in Australia where they remain in contention to secure the famous trophy following the initial matches.
Unfortunately, this scenario is off the table on this occasion, however, after a comprehensive 82-run win in Adelaide gave Australia 3-0 up for the fourth straight contest on Australian grounds.
The loyal traveling fans, the organized fan base, have 3,000 fans making the journey for the final two Tests in the SCG and MCG.
In addition, there are tour groups who will be vacationing in Australia, as well as families and friends heading for a special expedition.
The Disappointed Travelers
Four fans named Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie are among those affected.
The group had their flights and tickets arranged for the Boxing Day and New Year Tests "a full year in advance", dreaming of a rare England series success.
Sadly, they've observed Australia outplay the visitors in just 11 days from their house in their hometown.
"All my colleagues has been making comments regarding the concluded contest for the last two weeks," said Sam.
"We always thought that we would have something to play for still when we got there."
Fading Positivity
There was plenty of positivity about England's chances of breaking a 15-year drought for a victory down under prior to the first ball.
Yet now they are staring down the barrel of extending their winless run in the country to 19 matches when the next match starts in Melbourne this week.
The tourists - and their supporters - will be keen to prevent a clean sweep.
One sibling noted the "thrill and enjoyment" of head coach the aggressive 'Bazball' approach in recent times had "reinvigorated" the longest format for England fans.
But the Ryding siblings said they had low expectations for the final two games - and all they are asking for from the players is "some resilience".
"Every pundit points it out, but it all comes down to psychological strength. 'This style has been become a phrase now that is just, like, impractical batting," commented another sibling.
"During a long match, you should hunker down. Playing at deliveries 'sixth stump' areas has not been part of the fundamentals, and that is largely because of the top order."
Future Prospects
Asked whether he believed England will win a match in the current series, Sam said: "The evidence suggests the Australians are superior right now."
"It will require more than one player that makes a significant contribution and makes a big impact."
Regardless of the result, the siblings are still looking forward to the trip.
"We will have a great time anyway," said Katie. "We have to go with that attitude."
"Of course, it's a let-down we don't have more to play for, but we have spent so much money by now."
"We will make the most of having Christmas and New Year overseas. It is also a new experience for us abroad during the festive period."
An educator, Katie is intent on maximizing the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her time off.
"As a backup plan, I've got golf to rely on," she finished.